Thursday 25 August 2016

Jai Shree Krishna!!


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Friday 5 August 2016

Raid

Hello guys After Addiction, here is another one for you “Raid”. Though the name sounds negative but people think it must have happened for some good reason.

Isn’t it?

Only country exists in the world, where culture-food-language-customs changed every 100 KM is? Any guess??

Its India.

Now you may be wondering that what this has got to do with Raid? Come on we are the only country who mixes other language to ours and absorb the fun out of it.



Hint: Are yaar life ki to raid lagi pari hai!!

{Foreign reader contact your Indian friends for translation. Indians are found all over the world. Reputation is so good that many country citizens happily run food restaurants as Indian Restaurants}

Coming back to Raid: - why this negative sounding word is so pleasing to hear?

First thing first – It is because we always hear about this word in context to someone not related to us. At the same moment, we utilise that opportunity to sanitise ourselves of any wrong doing.

For Indian it is a handy word to describe all kind of mess happening in life in a single word. Surprise!! The amazing part is everyone interpret the meaning in exactly same way. Isn’t it cool!!

Best part of "Raid" is, it can be used irrespective of profession you are related to: -

Student: Yaar exam ki raid pari hai!

Friend to another friend: Yaar uski to uski girlfriend ne hi raid maar li! Waise banda mast hai.

Hostel friend: Yaar Dad ki raid parne wali hai! Kal milne aa rahe hai.

Teacher teaching tuition in early morning, Student says: Yaar sir ne to neend ki raid maar rakhi hai.

Hotel owner: Jaldi peeche ki gate se bhago, Police ne raid maara hai.

Businessmen: File hatao! Income Tax ki raid pari hai.


Minister: Breaking new: CBI raid at X minister official residence in early morning. {sounds like triple raid- neend & reputation included}

Indian Mummy: Freeze ke raid maar rakha hai ! aur haan bottle mein paani bher ke bhi rakho.


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